Overheard in my office

Boss: Get certified copies of the defendant’s convictions. We might need them at trial.

Me: ok.

Boss: Our guy doesn’t have any felonies or anything does he?

Me: No. Well, not really. He got arrested once but the charges were dropped.

Boss: Arrested for what?

Me: Stabbing someone.

Boss: Eh, what the hell. That’s not so bad, look at Jack Bauer!

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