This is our vacuum.
It’s a “pet vac”
And these are the marks from when Stew attacks it. Every freakin time we turn it on. Even though we’ve never chased or teased him with it. Even though he gets scolded when he does it.
(Yes, my guy vacuums. Every week. AND he’s cute. How lucky am I?)
Stew: Not as innocent as he looks.