**Last night, as we’re getting into bed**
B: I’m feeling really confused today. Torn. Kind of empty inside.
Me: Did something happen?
B: The Patriots traded Moss to the Vikings…. I just don’t know how to feel. I mean I still like Moss and he didn’t do anything wrong, he’s no Lebron, but can I still root for him? The Vikings? I’m so torn about this…
B: This situation hasn’t happened to me before. He was my favorite jersey. Do I still wear it on game day?
Me: I kind of thought you had a serious problem you wanted to discuss…
B: This IS serious!